Captain Toaster

Captain Toaster
Captain Toaster is named as such because he did not want to be identified. Which makes it hard, but oh well. Gotta respect that. He is a Nathan, but thats as far as I can go.
He was afraid of some bad credibility if the real Nathan appeared on the net. Well Nathan relax, who would be reading this and know of you anyway?
He drinks, he smokes, and he likes to eat his Hungary Jacks at home, rather than at the store. Taking the 'take away' term to the max.
Also doesnt understand what 'close the door' means, he seems to have the ability to steal lighters and yell at female police leading to arrest. He is a man of mystery, as he beleives a $120 tshirt is a good investment. Seriously he is a good bloke, good mate and all the rest. Unique also.
I hope that keeps you happy mate.