Crap Baby Names

The world was once revolving normally, you know, around the sun, back again and generally on a slight axis. Its been doing that for a few years now, possibly a few billion. But at some point in the last decade or so, it obviously stopped, and altered the minds of parents and soon to be parents all around the world. They were to soon decide that spelling names differently was a good idea, or coming up with names that were 'cute' and 'original' as if to assume that these names would never cause their child to be teased.

I'm talking about the weekly birth notices showing you just what wacky names are now being spread around as if it was the latest tamagotchi craze.

Firstly, dont name your child after a city, like Detroit or York or Sydney. Also don't name it after a fuel like Diesel, or Metho. Also fruits are out of the question, car brands is stupid and alcohol is just wrong.

Then you get the mob who spell it like they were drunk at the time of birth, the normal name of Kate might often be re-used as Katie for a nickname. But some people want to actually legally called their baby girl Katie, but that spelling just isnt good enough, so out goes the common sense, and in comes parental stupidity. They might spell it 'Kaytee' or 'Kayetie'. Do they understand how many problems this arises in the future, everytime she needs to sign up for something or get certificates, this Kaytee must be sure they spell her name right. Or when she is 60 years old is that spelling going to allow her to age gracefully, or look like she was a weird science experiment.

All I ask is that you stick to the normal spelling, stop thinking your the only one who has that name, and allow your friends to call their kids the same name, you dont own it!