Crap Baby Names 2

Sparrow - also the name of Nicole Richie and Joel Maddens latest child.

A little while ago I wrote about baby names because it seems as time goes on people are just coming up with the worst possible names for their offspring. And Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have names their new son Sparrow, yes that's little brown bird. Which as he grows it will probably dawn on him why his parents didn't decide a more masculine bird name like Eagle or Hawk.

Grant Hackett and his wife Candice Alley are awaiting two children to be born any week now. She said she was looking forward to the birth, and was considering to name one of them Jett, which has been made famous by the Travolta's and Hewitt's. Seriously its the modified name of a jet.

Why is it that as children ourselves, we never knew other kids with strange names, and yet celebrities manage to break the ratio by naming well over 50 odd names. Here's a look at some...
Princess Tiaamii: Jordan & Peter Andre
Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
Blue Angel: U2's The Edge and Aislinn O'Sullivan
Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell
Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)
Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine's brother Randy)
Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)
Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

You get the point, please just think about the possible names of your children or the spelling. Get it right because they are not toys and even if the name is "cute" just remember thats a decriptor only children get, so can you keep saying that the name is cute when your child is 50 years old?

Stick to the usual names.