Lose Some Weight or the planet will sink

I stumbled across this picture in my email inbox along with a range of other photos of 'slightly' overweight people in funny situations and it reminded me of the days when we didn't quite understand how the earth worked and whether it was flat or even spun around the sun. You see I bet at some point people were concerned that when someone in their village gained weight, they might overload the earth and it would begin to sink. Strange enough theory, but I bet it was once gospel to town folk. I would like to re-instate that theory for the protection of the rest of us. There are some people who's body weight is so grotesque and alarmingly obese that the health system is burdened by their laziness and poor dietary habits.

This photo show a women is is clearly to obese to even bother standing on her own feet for a moment why she chooses her fattening milk drink to quench her dinosaur thirst. She somehow managed to stretch a g-string onto her two mattress sized buttocks and the jeans seem to have once upon a time fit her, but no longer do. This women needs a few lessons, get a job, get on a training program and eat less of the junk that is filling up that arse of hers. I see these people and remind myself of the main human condition, that is to find a mate and reproduce. But what opposing male is going to find that attractive, let alone want to reproduce with the fear we would wind up with another one of her. I'm being very heartless in this blog and maybe its because of my concern for their well being, nothing else seems to get these people into line, so why not hit it head on. Don't keep feeding the world the excuse that it is always a genetic problem, that gets as old as genetics itself.