Smartarse’s – nobody likes them

Have you ever been telling a story and half way through somebody steps in with an annoying fact. The fact might be that one part of your story is factually false. Do you care? Well as long as it adds to the story, your factually false point is fine. But the brown nose idiot who interrupted you felt the urge to tell you anyway. And a punch in the face it probably the only method of appeasing the situation.

I have had one of these events, but in my favour, the brown noser was wrong. I am selling an electric scooter on Ebay and it is technically a four wheeler. However some brown noser sent in a question reading as follows:

"Can you confirm if it IS actually a FOUR wheeler or not"

And you can imagine I loved this question because its got four wheels, even though the front two are close together. so I responded... "It has FOUR wheels sunshine, two at the BACK and two at the FRONT, check the photo you hairy arsed tosser". Probably not a good response to a prospective buyer but it was required to keep sanity.

Brown nosers beware, I'm after you.