I’ll Have Some of Yours

Ever gone to buy something and offered to buy some for your girlfriend, and you shiver as their reply is "I'll just have a bite of yours..." This is why you offered to buy them one, yet they don't want a full one, rather a bite. You on the other hand have intentions of eating the whole thing.

This is why Coca-Cola has made it's Mini Cans, which are smaller and not a lot cheaper, but they are suited to those women who can't handle a full can. I therefore could assume of all joint food purchases, men eat 90% of every item, the women having their bite or two for the rest. Help out the food industry by buying two of everything and allowing men everywhere to have a full serve of the food of the choice.