I’ll Have Some of Yours
Ever gone to buy something and offered to buy some for your girlfriend, and you shiver as their reply is "I'll just have a bite of yours..." This is why you offered to buy them one, yet they don't want a full one, rather a bite. You on the other hand have intentions of eating the whole thing.
This is why Coca-Cola has made it's Mini Cans, which are smaller and not a lot cheaper, but they are suited to those women who can't handle a full can. I therefore could assume of all joint food purchases, men eat 90% of every item, the women having their bite or two for the rest. Help out the food industry by buying two of everything and allowing men everywhere to have a full serve of the food of the choice.
Sexual Disfunction Ads
Listening to the radio used to consist of a host talking, some music and a few advertisements. But things change, and when they do, it’s generally for the worst. This is the case with recent advertisements for a male erectile dysfunction technology from a company called AMI (Advanced Medical Institute). The company aims to help men who have difficulty in the bedroom with maintaining an erection and premature ejaculation. The key to the advertising varies from women speaking of their ‘quick in bed’ men, males speaking about how they need to improve to keep their women happy and the list goes on.
One of the keys to the sales of this product is men don’t discuss these problems amongst each other due to embarrassment and the fact men don’t normally discuss such personal issues. So if the product has the unfortunate outcome of not working, the word wont spread as no men would want to admit they used the product in the first place. Second to that the ads use very clever terms to up the credibility of the product, claiming their head doctor overseas all cases, using the term technology when referring to a common form of medicine delivery like nasal spray.
The thing about prescription drugs is they require a doctor to prescribe them, and drugs of regular public use are generally pharmacy only drugs, then you have this product, which can be ordered over the phone without ever needing to see a doctor or take a prescription to a pharmacy. The laws covering those prescription drugs allow for drugs to be regulated and controlled, and of those drugs that don’t get sold through a pharmacy other than paracetamol, they often contain natural ingredients and rely on the placebo effect to stay in business. And let’s face it, like I mentioned earlier, men won’t discuss the products failings.
The male sex issues that AMI relies on for business, could be partially blamed on the topic being talked about in public by the AMI ads themselves. There is nothing that makes people more paranoid then by telling them of an issue, and leave it at that for them to believe they suffer from the condition.
All I ask is that the radio ads, billboards and now even television commercials just go away. And when you make your next ad, don’t tell me that thousands of Australian men are calling every day, because there are only around five million possible candidates (ruling out older people, children and homosexuals) and at that rate, well you would stop getting calls after a week or so.
Lose Some Weight or the planet will sink
I stumbled across this picture in my email inbox along with a range of other photos of 'slightly' overweight people in funny situations and it reminded me of the days when we didn't quite understand how the earth worked and whether it was flat or even spun around the sun. You see I bet at some point people were concerned that when someone in their village gained weight, they might overload the earth and it would begin to sink. Strange enough theory, but I bet it was once gospel to town folk. I would like to re-instate that theory for the protection of the rest of us. There are some people who's body weight is so grotesque and alarmingly obese that the health system is burdened by their laziness and poor dietary habits.
This photo show a women is is clearly to obese to even bother standing on her own feet for a moment why she chooses her fattening milk drink to quench her dinosaur thirst. She somehow managed to stretch a g-string onto her two mattress sized buttocks and the jeans seem to have once upon a time fit her, but no longer do. This women needs a few lessons, get a job, get on a training program and eat less of the junk that is filling up that arse of hers. I see these people and remind myself of the main human condition, that is to find a mate and reproduce. But what opposing male is going to find that attractive, let alone want to reproduce with the fear we would wind up with another one of her. I'm being very heartless in this blog and maybe its because of my concern for their well being, nothing else seems to get these people into line, so why not hit it head on. Don't keep feeding the world the excuse that it is always a genetic problem, that gets as old as genetics itself.